20 things I wish someone had told me before I became a mom

I'm sure every mom can come up with 100 of these.  Share yours in the comments.  Here are a few things I wish someone had told me before I became a mother.  Thanks to my village I picked them up along the way (hopefully before I screwed up my first pancake too bad).

1. Forgive yourself. If this one doesn't make sense now, it will.  Forgive yourself if your birth/breastfeeding/whatever doesn't go as planned. You will lose your temper & yell. You'll forget to buckle his car seat. You'll let him >gasp< eat a Happy Meal. You might even drop him... twice. Shit happens. Forgive yourself & try harder next time.

2. Never lose your sense of humor & embrace whimsy. Kids are hilarious. Enjoy it!

3. Listen to your gut. Your instincts should never be ignored even when it rubs others (doctors, school, family) the wrong way.

4. Never pass on an opportunity to pee, eat, sleep or bathe.

5. Babies don't cry for no reason. Sometimes they just want to be held. Being held is a NEED just like being fed & changed. Crying is the only way they can communicate and just because we don't know what they're saying doesn't mean nothing is wrong.

6. Kids are washable. Let them play.

7. You cannot spoil a baby no matter how hard you try, I promise. Hold him, sing to him, rock him, sleep with him and hold him some more as much as possible.

8. Never pass on an opportunity to pee, eat, sleep or bathe... seriously.

9. Pick your battles.

10. The house can wait. Screw the laundry, dishes & toilets. The kids will remember how much time you spent with them growing up, not how empty their hamper was.

11. Question authority. Always. I don't care if it's the pediatrician, teacher or the president of the United States. They are human and makes mistakes. Sometimes they do get it wrong. Do your homework and stick to your guns. Obedience is overrated.

12. Perfect doesn't exist. I don't care how easy Susie McSupermommy at school makes it look, she's screwing up her kids too, especially her first one. Your first kid is a lot like the first pancake. It's going to be slightly over cooked, crispy around the edges and stick to the pan a little bit. It can't be helped. Get kid #1 a piggy bank and start saving for a therapist now.

13. Kids learn by example. Duh, right? If you want them to respect you, respect them first. Want them to listen to you? Put your smart phone down, get down on their level and listen to them first. Don't want them to hit? Don't hit them. Sometimes easier said than done.

14. It doesn't matter when he does it as long as he does it [milestones]. We all know your little Johnny is the smartest, cutest & best at everything, but don't sweat it if he isn't sitting up/crawling/walking/potty training/whatever by birth. It doesn't matter. As long as he gets it eventually (medical issues aside). My husband says, "you may not be the fastest [race] horse, but you're still my horse."

15. Follow their lead. They will let you know when they're ready for the next stage (solids, potty training, big boy bed, etc).  Put the baby books away and listen to your baby and trust your gut.

16. You train dogs, not people. Babies are people too. Respect them as an individual and let them eat/sleep/play on their time. Human babies are one of the most helpless & vulnerable creatures in the animal kingdom. Forcing them to comply to our schedule at such a tender age can be dangerous.  Save the "training" for older children (or better yet, skip it).  The baby stage feels like an eternity, but it will be over before you know it.

17. Parenting isn't one size fits all. Be flexible. What worked for one kid may not work for another.  What works for one mom may not work for another.  And here's something interesting, every mom thinks her way is the right way.  It's ok, you can't help it.

18. Less is more. You don't need to waste money on timers, video monitors, gaming systems and motorized Barbie cars. Hell with a good baby carrier you don't even need a stroller.  Save your money, go outside and play with a ball and ride a bike.

19. Drink wine.

20. It takes a village. I hate cliches, but it's true. Surround yourself with positive people & let the Debbie Downers fall away. It's ok to swallow your pride and ask for help sometimes. Remember #13? Your kids will learn to ask for help when needed & be there when others need help. Why is this so hard? I suck at it.

Something I was told before becoming a mom that I think is worth its weight in gold is Dunstan Baby Language.  I do not work for them, I don't get money for mentioning them.  They seriously saved our sanity and every new parent should have this information.